Drake’s “Hotline Bling” has been parodied and meme’d, and now it’s gone gospel. A church choir’s remake of the popular song has caught the eye of the Internet, and of course, it’s gone viral.

Just for a moment, try to forget the past 3,486 days of Drake’s musical life and flash your mind’s ear back to that fine Friday in July 2015 when “Hotline Bling” breezed its way into our collective ...