After watching “Piranha 3D,” a movie I enjoyed far less than expected, I was reminded that director Alexandre Aja also helmed the 2006 remake of “The Hills Have Eyes.” That’s the one where we’re made ...
So, I went to “Piranha 3D” on Friday, to a regular and way too expensive screening ($13 for a matinee — ugh), and, well, it was precisely what you might expect, which is to say that it was actually ...
"Piranha 3D," the film that asks the question "How do you like your humans filleted?" and answers, "In large numbers, please," is trying so hard for the laughs and the allusions amid all the gore, and ...
15 years ago, the schlocky and brutal horror remake Piranha 3D bowed theatrically. The film is a campy exercise in bad taste that manages to be horrifying and hilarious in equal parts. The kills are ...
Mere words cannot describe how awesomely gnarly "Piranha 3D" is, how hugely entertaining, and how urgently you must get yourself to the theater to see it. Like, now. This is not a joke, by the way.
As the unending debate of “Greatest Horror Remakes” wages on, Alexandre Aja’s tearin’-flesh Piranha 3D continually rolls off my tongue. Maybe not #1, maybe not #3, but Aja’s “Lake Victoria” massacre ...