"Here's the reason why every true patriot should support me when I start bombing Iran again after the mid-terms," US ...

French politicians have slammed rioting school kids for blockading roads without the use of tractors. A government spokesperson complained that the children didn't understand "proper protocol", and ...

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In an early morning post on the world's most ironically named social media platform, its owner posted a message claiming he ...

It has been announced that AI has discovered all jokes and there are no new humorous phrases or actions left. All humour is ...

Women have been told to ask for a police officer's warrant card and if possible use a mobile phone to photograph it and send ...

The early release of some prisoners started today, and this fires the starting gun for tabloid newspaper editors. The race is ...

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The Jockey Club has taken the unusual step of banning some possible names for racehorses to prevent them battling it out in a ...