Seven years ago, on another clear and cold February afternoon, Jason Kelce wore a Mummers outfit, and, well-lubricated with anti-inhibition juice, for slightly less than six minutes, he spewed forgivable profanities in the most memorable speech Pennsylvania has heard since Gettysburg.

Before Jalen Hurts and the Philadelphia Eagles stepped onto the Super Bowl 59 field, the quarterback gave an inspiring pregame speech. He used the sting of their Super Bowl 57 loss to the Kansas City Chiefs,